Showing posts with label Crazy. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Crazy. Show all posts

Monday, June 28, 2010

Virgin asks you to Stream Movies !!!!

My internet provider urges me to stream/download movies and music for faster internet access. Seriously!

Sunday, June 13, 2010

Gizmodo =/= comment democracy

For whatever perverse reason Gizmodo.com has desided not to publish my comments. This time on an text with title: The Worst Oil Disaster in US History: How You Can Help
after a list of ways to help non of which really helps except volunteering for cleaning the oil spil, I simply proposed that they could "use the bus" instead of their facking huge american cars that eat gazoline like firebreathing Gozillas.

The reason is quite obvious and requires no real explanation than that by using the busses, they use less gazoline so there is less need for oil companies to extract oil from Mexico, Alaska, Canada Middle East etc. They could also ask for a US fast train network for the same reason. Instead of spending enless amounts of money in Iraq, Afghanistan and elsewhere.
But of course the American way of living prevents them from publishing different or so called communist opinions.
Well I really hope they drown in oil.

Sunday, June 6, 2010

Thoughts on evilness

I sometimes wonder if those Christian fondamentalists that scream about the satanic subtance of various technological aspects eg the 666 barcodes, have noticed that the popular Apple has as brand name a bitten apple. Which is directly linked to the apple Adam and Eve used to get expeled from Eden. Hence popular Apple is fundamentaly EVIL!!!! Perhaps many times more evil than Microsoft...!

Wednesday, January 27, 2010

iPad YEA

"Hello World" said the iPad today and the world jized its pants in a true American fashion. Gizmodo, (which unfortunately I follow) and other gadget websites shed countless pages of electronic ink, spending dozens of man-hours (theirs to write stuff, ours to read the said stuff) writing about the rumors of its existenze, showing photochopped and blurred or crystal clear photos of it, speculating on its specifications, and shedding tons of sweat and tears in the process.
They even posted a Bounty Ad for 100.000$ for evidence of its existence and for fracks sake they got an official lawyer response!!!

And I ask: Why the the heck does that happens? It is a fracking tablet computer. Yes it is slim, yes it powerful, yes its battery lasts a lifetime, yes there was a lot of secrecy around it, SO FUCKING WHAT? So there is gonna be absolutely no fucking, as I told a former friend once, when he asked the same question.

I am no Apple fanboy, I am no Windows fanboy, hell I am no Linux fanboy either, not to mention Be, Solaris etc. I couldn't care less if they all burnt to HELL and I wouldn't shed a tear. Though I would rather prefer if they would not burn simultaneously cause humanity needs some time to develop the next O.S. which is gonna jiz our pants next.

What the heck is all about really people? I mean look at it. Its sleek and dandy but does it run Crysis? Is it gonna change the world? Is it gonna be able to protect us from earthquakes, from asteroids? Protect us from viruses, nuclear disasters? Protect from stray bullets? Protect from hunger, from typhoons and drought? Is it gonna protect us from the climate change? Pour petrol in our tanks, regenerate the forests? Is it gonna change our lives? What the frack is it going to do? Ahhhhh I forgot. All those are other peoples problems. So who gives a shit about them?

Is it going to allow us a whole new way of reading books? Or accessing the internet, or navigating Google maps? And GOD knows what else? WOHOOOOOOO FRACKING GREAT. Now after jizing our pants about it lets do something more productive. Lets send 5 fracking $ to the people suffering in Haiti to ease our guild (if we feel anything at all) rather than send our troops. And then lets spend the other 494+ $ to the fracking iPad and lets get a bank loan to pay the remaining 5$ we already spent. Banks need to survive the recession too right?

Stupidity has no limits. Sky is the limit.

If the Gizmodo fan club was ever to read these I know exactly the kind of warm welcome I would get from many of them as did the booth babe and anyone else not agreeing with the American way of life. Heck why not? They are the rulers of the world, right?

Hmmm, now where did I leave my piggy bank? I think the time is right to spill its guts. And how the heck am I going to order the iPad from the US????

Don't get me wrong. It seems splendid and would love to have one, but why the hell all this maddening, artificial, demand?

Friday, November 13, 2009

The fracking Idiocy of the US

Reading a post about why the US needs fast trains the only negative point that came to the mind was COST. THEY HAVE NO MONEY TO DO IT.

I would gladly see all of them wining about lack of money chock in shit, cause the money is there. Only instead of making their lives better they use them to make the lives of other people miserable.
Yes motherfuckers, I am talking about Iraq and Afganistan and all the money you fracking morans waste in military bases across the world. Germany, Japan, Middle east no less and not to forget Africa and God knows where else.
If only all that fraking personnel could be used to build trains instead of finding new ways to kill people they could have trains in no fracking time.

How many billion $$$ do they need to build a modern train network? Reducing at the same time their dependance on oil imports. More than 600 billion? More than 1 trillion?

But of course their brain just stops to American patriotism and other laughing quests to preserve the AMERICAN WAY OF LIFE.